Stangor have fight with Little Weak Glasses Man, win.
Easy fight.
Little Weak Glasses Man want to work in false world him call «real,» make websites, radio show, rant, edit videos. Stangor say NO. Must slay Great Jaggi at all costs. Must practice more with Hammer, Sword. Gain Zennis, Armor Spheres for weapon upgrade. Little Weak Glasses Man say no, must pay bills. Little Weak Glasses Man think him world real, not know him just servant of Stangor in REAL world of Moga Village, Moga Woods, Sandy Plain.
Stangor shake head sadly at Little Weak Glasses Man. But Stangor try to help Little Weak Glasses Man. Maybe good blow with Hammer work, knock sense into Little Weak Glasses Man head.
But Little Weak Glasses Man afraid, always stay on other side of window to Stangor World, Monster Hunter Tri world. Little Weak Glasses Man pussy.
Yet… him GET pussy. Stangor get no pussy. Pain between Stangor ears, pain in Stangor crotch. Stangor have blue ball something awful. Aggressive monster-slaying no help.
Stangor try to placate Little Weak Glasses Man. Offer Little Weak Glasses Man raw meat, Well Done Meat, Blue Mushrooms, Antidote Pudding. Maybe Little Weak Glasses Man get over silly delusion that stupid Little Weak Glasses Man world «real.»
Stangor know that Little Weak Glasses Man have crush on Gal with the Goods at Moga Village Shop. Her thick, swarthy, have big tits, big butt, thick legs. Maybe Stangor use Gal to lure Little Weak Glasses Man in. Gal no fuck Stangor anyway.
Stangor not even sure if Stangor have dick. Stangor fight, gather for many days now, never once have to shit, pee, fuck, not even jack off. Just eat, kill, gather, sell.
Maybe Little Weak Glasses Man world not so bad after all. Too bad it fake.
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